Clearly, Ted Cruz is not a punk.
We always knew something was up with Mr. Rogers. No one is that straight-laced and squeaky clean.
We'd actually take him more seriously if he had a hand for a head.
After the first arachnid uprising, Australia cracked down on Nerf guns, the spiders' primary choice of weapon.
We'd be eager to drive dangerously at high speeds too if we were trained to treat it like a carnival game.
Believe it or not, but the media doesn't ever really tell you the whole story. Shocking, we know.
Is it really only about the gobs of money, gold-plated toilet seats, and chairs made out of endangered species?
We aren't condoning any of this. But you'd be a lot cooler if you managed to pull one of these pranks off.
We've come a long way from using punctuation marks and math symbols to make genitals on our phones.
It turns out that some of the most iconic movie scenes in film history were perilously close to being overtly sexual, if only for a tiny change.
Sometimes a celebrity just feels like they were meant to be doing something else.