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Pricey Stuff That Doesn't Measure Up To Cheaper Versions

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Those Moments That Make BS Meters Spike

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Hidden Side Effects Of Having Famous Relatives

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The 16 Most Shocking Images of the Next 12 Months

By Cracked Plasticians •December 29, 2010

The internet is fairly predictable. We can't see into the future to know exactly what's going to happen, it's a pretty safe bet that this year's shocking scandals will be in the same genre as those of years past.

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If The Real World Operated on Video Game Logic

By Cracked Plasticians •December 28, 2010

Ah, if only the real world could be more like a video game. There, wounds heal instantly and death lasts only as long as a load screen. The men are bald and armed, the women have proportions that make Barbie look like a teenage boy.

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How We'll Be Celebrating The Holidays In 500 Years

By Cracked Plasticians •December 25, 2010

Most of the things that we think of as classic holiday traditions like Santa, the Christmas tree and toy store riots didn't exist 500 years ago.

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If Classic Holiday Movies Got Gritty Reboots

By Cracked Plasticians •December 22, 2010

The Hollywood reboot machine has gotten it's sticky hands all over some pretty uncomfortable places, but so far they've left holiday movies relatively untouched. This is what it will look like when they decide to right that wrong, and start giving us dark, gritty versions of holiday classics.

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If Every Movie Got a Straight-to-DVD Sequel

By Cracked Plasticians •December 15, 2010

Hollywood is able to come up with an excuse to turn any movie into a sequel. Some sequels that we'd be surprised to see, even from them.

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18 Famous Websites As Understood by a Five-Year-Old

By Cracked Plasticians •December 08, 2010

What a confused child might think, or in some cases know, is out there before they're corrupted by reality.

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20 Small Changes That Would Turn Great Ideas Into Disasters

By Cracked Plasticians •December 01, 2010

In early drafts of Star Wars, Luke Skywalker was known as "Luke Starkiller." Yeah, it kind of gives you a different mental picture of the man.

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If TSA Security Measures Were Even More Invasive

By Cracked Plasticians •November 24, 2010

What's next. Probably.

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17 Apocalypses We'll Never See Coming

By Cracked Plasticians •November 17, 2010

Whether it's some kind of ridiculous science experiment gone wrong or a previously unknown type of natural disaster, the world is almost certain to end in some way we never thought possible.

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If Other Industries Were As Evil as the RIAA

By Cracked Plasticians •November 10, 2010

Regardless of what else the Recording Industry Association of America has done, most of us know them for fighting illegal music downloads by suing college students and sometimes grandmothers into bankruptcy. That made us wonder what the world would be like if other industries cared as much about money, and as little about horrifically bad PR.

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20 Plot Twists Famous Movies Should Have Had

By Cracked Plasticians •November 03, 2010

A plot twist can make a terrible director look like a genius, a silly plot seem brilliant, and an awesome movie leap off the screen and make love to our face. Well, our faces were feeling unloved ...

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If Horror Movies Were Truly Horrifying

By Cracked Plasticians •October 27, 2010

Oh, look, it's Saw 3D you guys! Is it just us, or are horror movies getting awfully boring these days? We asked you to show us some horror franchises that would actually be scary for once.

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21 Everyday Annoyances of Famous Fictional Characters

By Cracked Plasticians •October 20, 2010

F my life as an iconic fictional character.

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If Every Website Got A Dramatic Movie Adaptation

By Cracked Plasticians •October 13, 2010

What website is next?

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15 Sarcastic Awards For Everyday Life

By Cracked Plasticians •October 06, 2010

Awards you'd give to the people you hate, if you were sarcastic and more giving.

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