They may not bitch about the boss (that's for the henchmen) or look at adorable pictures of kittens just to get through the day (not without making themselves hungry). But one thing they can't escape is an inbox that seems to fill up as quickly as they hit delete.
Some awesome things that were (probably) happening between the frames in some of your favorite movies.
Men and women tell each other that honesty is the most important part of a relationship, but everyone knows that's bullshit. Otherwise, these cards would exist.
Not everyone has the millions of dollars it takes to advertise on Cracked.com. And for those poor bastards, well, there's just no guarantee your ad won't get the most cruelly ironic placement possible.