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I Get Paid To Write Fake Reviews For Amazon

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •August 31, 2016

Some businesses have become so desperate for five stars that they're paying for positive reviews online, a crime filthier than the rats running around that El Paso Chinese place.

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6 Realities Of Life When You're Raped By A Celebrity

By Mark Hill •August 30, 2016

We talked to Sam about what it's like to live life as a prop in a celebrity's rape scandal in a country that still has no idea what to think about sexual assault victims.

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5 Ways Growing Up Female In Saudi Arabia Is A Nightmare

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz •August 28, 2016

You can't judge an entire country by their government. Which is why we reached out to two Saudi women to find out what life there is really.

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6 Reasons Why Drive-In Theaters Are Never Coming Back

By Evan V. Symon •August 27, 2016

Drive-in theaters seem cool. But what went wrong with the whole automotive theater experience?

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The Ugly Side Of Strikes In The Modern World

By Evan V. Symon •August 26, 2016

We talked to 'Jermaine' and 'Julie' -- a security guard and a strikebreaking teacher, respectively -- to find out what it's like when a company and its labor force go to war.

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When Hollywood Needs A Made-Up Language, They Come To Us

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz •August 25, 2016

What's your favorite part of big-budget fantasy epics? If you said the made-up languages characters speak, you might have a bright future as a conlanger.

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5 Surprisingly Grim Realities Of Life At A Chuck E. Cheese's

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Ryan Menezes •August 24, 2016

We talked to Mark, Matt, Heather, and Adam who used to work at four different CEC restaurants, or, as they call them: the final resting places of all their hope for humanity.

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The 5 Weirdest Things I Saw Driving For Google Street View

By Evan V. Symon •August 19, 2016

The amazing technology behind Google Street View grants us the ability to see the outside of publicly accessible places. What must it be like to bring us such techno-magic?

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I Help Returning Soldiers Get Benefits: 5 Sad Realities

By Ryan Menezes •August 17, 2016

Applying for benefits is a nightmare quest that can take years.

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Things I Saw As A Psych Ward Nurse Too Dark For Horror Films

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous •August 16, 2016

Nobody deals with more crap, literal or otherwise, than mental hospital employees.

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There's A Public Shaming Industry (And It Held Me Hostage)

By Anonymous, Saundra Sorenson •August 15, 2016

Trying to get rid of online mugshots is a nightmarish -- and expensive -- task which requires dealing with some truly sleazy people.

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5 Horrifying Lessons From The Day My School Killed Someone

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous •August 11, 2016

A school simulated a terrorist attack back in November 2015. Sadly, while the attack itself was fake, the dozens of injuries and one fatality it caused were all too real.

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Japanese Musicians Screw Their Fans For Cash (And I'm A Fan)

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Sonya Langston •August 10, 2016

What the hell is Visual Kei? We talked to a hardcore fan to get the strange lowdown.

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Growing Up In The Lab Of My Mad Genius Father: A True Story

By Mark Hill •August 09, 2016

Peter's father, Wilhelm Reich, happened to be a famous and controversial psychoanalyst who was thrown in jail by the U,S. government. That made his formative moment somewhat more complicated.

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I'm Paid To Get You Fired: Secrets Of Undercover Store Spies

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz •August 08, 2016

Even the most mundane worlds have their heroes and villains, and in the retail business, 'mystery shoppers' are both.

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