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5 Reasons I Lost $9,000 On An iPhone Game

By Mark Hill, Jason Croghan •July 29, 2015

Jason Croghan has spent several thousand dollars on smartphone games, and he told us all about how they sink their claws into you and don't let go.

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My Boyfriend Is Jesus: 7 Experiences Of A Nun

By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Isaac Cabe •July 28, 2015

The phrase "Bride Of Christ" is taken a lot more literally than you might think.

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5 Awful Truths About Surviving Flesh-Eating Bacteria

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •July 27, 2015

We sat down with a woman whose father contracted Fournier's Gangrene, an aggressive brand of flesh-eating bacteria famed for attacking its victims crotch-first.

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I Buy Human Teeth: 4 Realities Of A Weird Black Market

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •July 26, 2015

Where do your teeth go after they've been pulled out of your screaming skull by a sadist with a light on his forehead?

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5 Weird Realities Of Suicide (Thanks To Twitter)

By Robert Evans, Amber McCullers •July 24, 2015

As a result, misinformation spreads like wildfire even among people who think they're doing good ... maybe more so, since self-righteousness is like napalm in this metaphor.

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5 Things I Learned Committing A Campus Sexual Assault

By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes •July 22, 2015

Tim told us about committing sexual assault. If you want to change a culture, first you need to understand it ... and there are a lot of Tims out there.

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Everyone Assumes You're Violent: Realities Of Being Bipolar

By Robert Evans, Wren Williams •July 21, 2015

We sat down with Wren Williams, a woman who suffers from bipolar disorder, and here's what she told us about living with one of the most stigmatized illnesses in the modern world.

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6 Things You Learn Preserving America's Past

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •July 20, 2015

We sent one of our interviewers to Washington D.C. to speak with a source at a national archive, about saving relics from America's past from ending up next to your Taco Bell receipt in the trash.

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6 Things You Learn As A Lesbian Porn Star

By Robert Evans, Lily Cade •July 19, 2015

We sat down with lesbian porn star Lily Cade to learn about working in the business. Here's what she told us.

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Bribing Kids: 5 Realities Of Planning Rich Kid Birthdays

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •July 16, 2015

We spoke to a party planner in one of the wealthiest counties in the United States. Here's what she told us ...

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5 Things You Learn Surviving An F5 Tornado

By S. Crowl, Ryan Menezes •July 15, 2015

We sat down with one woman whose family narrowly survived a tornado to find out what it's like to be at ground zero when the weather tries to assassinate you

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5 Awful Realities Of Life With An 'Invisible Illness'

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dani Fryling •July 14, 2015

If you have ever had the plague, no one accused you of faking it to get handicapped parking for your oxen or whatever. Not the case with my particular disease.

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6 Lessons I Learned At A Home For Mentally Disabled Adults

By Mark Hill, Anonymous •July 13, 2015

We spoke to someone who spent years working as a manager in a community for the intellectually disabled to learn about the brutal realities of one of the country's most invisible demographics.

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We Have Protesters: 5 Ugly Truths Of The Spelling Bee

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •July 12, 2015

We sat down with a speller who competed in the National Bee in 2004. He told us some pretty unfortunate things.

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I Diagnose Your Diseases: 7 Horrifying Realities

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •July 10, 2015

I'm a microbiology technologist. Every day I look at a series of disgusting samples of bodily waste and diseased flesh to figure out why a patient is sick.

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