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5 Bizarre Realities of Being a Man Who Was Raped by a Woman

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •January 30, 2015

We spoke with a victim of female-on-male rape to find out what it's like to be the victim of a crime that most of society refuses to acknowledge is even a thing. Spoiler Alert: It's awful.

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5 Things You Don't (Want to) Know About Your Justice System

By Anonymous, Talia Jane •January 28, 2015

Unfortunately, if you don't happen to be the wealthy sort, the system is stacked against you in countless soul-crushing ways.

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5 Things People Don't Get About Borderline Personalities

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •January 26, 2015

Since pop culture treats these BPD sufferers (and no, they're not all women) as a walking Worst Case Scenario, we thought we'd sit down with one and see what it's like to live with it.

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5 Horrific Things You See Collecting Dead People as a Job

By Jason Iannone, Kevin Courtney •January 24, 2015

The average body transporter quits pretty quickly. Here's why.

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5 Things I Learned as a Mormon Polygamist Wife

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •January 21, 2015

The world is full of women who are either in this situation right now or just recently got out. We sat down with a woman who escaped life as a 'plural wife' in a fundamentalist Mormon sect.

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5 Awful Lessons I Learned Living With a Mystery Illness

By Amanda Mannen, Thomas Wolfe •January 20, 2015

Thomas Wolfe suffered from an extremely rare disease that took four damn years to correctly diagnose. As we learned, not every possible disease a person can catch has been discovered.

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6 Reasons You're Picturing the Post-Apocalypse Wrong

By Robert Evans, Michael Swaim, David Christopher Bell, J.F. Sargent, Rene Cajelo •January 19, 2015

In October, Cracked sent four of its most expendable out to spend a weekend at Slab City -- a place that exists without water, electricity, or laws.

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8 Ways the Legal System Screws Rape Victims (Like Me)

By Anonymous, J.F. Sargent •January 18, 2015

After I pressed charges and took my experience to court, it became painfully obvious why the vast majority of women don't.

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5 Reasons Being an Ice Cream Man is Shockingly Hard Core

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •January 16, 2015

We wanted the inside 'scoop' (Editor's Note: The person who wrote that joke has been fired ... out of a cannon) on what life is like as the person inside that brightly colored van full of childhood obesity.

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5 Things I Learned Pretending to Be a Molested Kid for Cops

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •January 14, 2015

This is, quite simply, the weirdest job we've ever heard of.

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5 Things You Learn Hanging With the Taliban

By Robert Evans, Robert Young Pelton, Austin Bodetti •January 12, 2015

Robert Young Pelton has spent most of his life reporting from violent hotspots around the globe ... and somehow getting interviews with people on both sides of the fighting.

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Kids Want to Finger Your Butt: Adventures In Teaching Abroad

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Fred Colton, Josh Anonymous •January 11, 2015

It turns out there is a level of culture shock that is alternately hilarious and mortifying.

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5 Terrifying Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •January 09, 2015

We wanted to know what television leaves out, so we sat down with an ER doctor for a candid look behind the blue, plastic, blood-spattered curtain.

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6 Ways My Real Kung Fu Training Was Crazier Than Any Movie

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous •January 07, 2015

Kung fu can be way crazier than the movies show you.

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6 Ways Women's Prison Is More Horrifying Than It Looks on TV

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •January 06, 2015

I spent 18 months in a minimum-security prison after I was caught helping my boyfriend sell drugs. This is what life is really like on the inside.

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