Come, friend, allow us to act as Virgil to your jet-lagged Dante.

I'm like the Lorax; I speak for the trees ... if the trees had spent the last few years honing their GTA skills.

No matter how hard you watch people you can never actually see them, and the reasons to not judge by appearances are less obvious than you're assuming.

You know how I know you're not happy? Because a lot of the people telling you about happiness are lame as shit.

Don't get me wrong. I come here not to bury the tech industry, but I do come here to heavily criticize Silicon Valley.

You probably think The Cold War was a sort of well-orchestrated military balancing act. But frankly the more you read about it the less it seems like the work of adults.

When art sucks, it sucks for consistent and modern reasons.

Turns out there are a lot of things that are as hard to find as Jesus in a huge crowd of Jesus-looking hipsters.

his column's going to read like a goddamn paid advertisement for the airline industry, but this is what it's come to thanks to humankind.

You can't have a society without having social interaction, and you can't have that without the kinds of faux pas that we all work ceaselessly to avoid yet will periodically dive into.