Never underestimate the power of inane crap.

Boy have we thrown ethicists some curveballs.

We are running out of people for some especially vital jobs.

Here are some ad wizards who came up with unspeakable, horrific situations and hoped for the best.

The world is rapidly changing, and as a result, many things we took for granted are falling by the wayside.

Sometimes a writer will know they want a beloved character to sacrifice themselves at the end of the second act, but they'll leave the details for later.

Certain groups, whose names we shall not mention, have made careers out of pointing out the ridiculous stuff pulled by Hollywood screenwriters who don't want to put in the time or effort to produce a credible scene.

We also look to sci-fi to predict the future, but it turns out we should've been paying closer attention to our comedies.

It turns out that some of the most famous films covertly told stories about willies.

Please, don't try any of these crazy suggestions.