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NotCIAAgent
90's, near Canada

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NotCIAAgent
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March 04, 2013

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Book of NotCIAAgent, Chapter 1

1 - In the noon of the 2013th year of Our Lord, me, NotCIAAgent, had committed a great sin against Cracked: for I had defiled the most sacred principle of never telling redundant jokes, unless in the particular context they may be funny.

2 - But, alas, my innocent mistake brought over me the fury of the Great Commentators, and great sorrow took over my heart, as the fear of the greatest punishment crawled trough my consciousness: to be called The Great (Attention) Whore.

3 - However, mercifully, in the Red and Yellow Council (because fuck the new layout), opting to show how great and good they are, have allowed me to choose between a challenge to redeem myself... or to be forever bounded to the Great Limbo, the Phantom Zone: TvTropes.

4 - Fearing for my sanity, and afraid of arriving late at the college because I was reading exactly how many times "Carpe Diem" was quoted by pseudo-philosophers in movies, I agreed to accept any challenge they could conceive, in hope to their grace.

5 - They've chosen to send me back in time, to the confusing and troubled year of 1990, to seek for the Grand Guru, Jim Carrey, and learn his ways in impersonations and jesting, while his sanity wasn't yet destroyed by Hollywood's corrupting tentacles.

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