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Nimby A brand new Frigidaire�
Real Name: Nimby
Member Since: July 14th, 2008
About Me:
I like to think of sentences. And then, hopefully, translate those little signals in my brain into hand movements so I can type them out using a keyboard.
Sometimes the process fails.
Check out the award-winning Twilight topic page I wrote with sephira. All the funny parts are probably hers, but I provided what I'm sure are crucial sentences between her jokes.
http://www.cracked.com/topic/36-twilight/
6 Of Your Favorite Foods (That Have Horrible Secrets)
Some might say that food is literally crucial to human survival.
6 Ways The Star Wars Movies Were A Total Nightmare To Make
It's a miracle the Original Trilogy got made at all, given how much of a white-knuckle nonstop carousel of suffering it was.
6 BS Psychology ‘Facts’ (You Believe Because Of Movies)
Science's understanding of mental health has improved greatly in the past century. Hollywood's, and thus society's, has not.
6 BS Movie Plots (Hollywood Keeps Insisting Are Realistic)
Movies write a lot of checks reality won't cash.
7 Real Ads (That Were Clearly Made By Insane Nihilists)
Sometimes ads not only make zero sense, they're downright degrading.
6 WTF Things You Had No Idea Tobacco Companies Got Away With
With everyone knowing how dangerous their products are, Tobacco companies have developed insidious tactics to stay relevant.
6 Huge Side Effects Of Legal Weed (Nobody's Talking About)
Unfortunately for those who wanted their legal weed to come with a mellow high, it turns out that marijuana legislation has some crappy side effects.
6 Impostors Who Took Fraud To WTF New Levels
A few of the weirdest, laziest frauds out there have managed to get so far with such ridiculous lies that it makes us worry.
5 Huge (And Under-Reported) Problems With Trump's Cabinet
We're about to have the Legion Of Doom running this country. And we aren't talking about the awesomely spiked tag team of wrestling fame.
