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Mxy Chile
Real Name: Mxy
Member Since: August 10th, 2009
About Me:
Twitter! http://twitter.com/mrmxy
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I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
15 Spanish Words Everybody Should Know (Chile Edition)
Some Chilean words to use, some to avoid, and some that are both.
All The Weird DC Comics Stuff Hiding In 'The Sandman'
Netflix couldn't scrub the show's nerdy DC roots completely, no matter how hard they tried.
4 Megalodon And Other Shark Myths, Debunked
Please stop using that "coconuts kill 150 people a year" line, everyone (including us).
4 Dumbass 'Jaws' Ripoffs That Somehow Exist
You know what Spielberg's classic needed? Psychic powers and/or sensual mermaids.
'Batgirl' Isn't The First Completed Movie To Get Shelved
Warning: article contains both Louie C.K. AND Kevin Spacey.
4 Facebook Scandals That Need To Be In A 'Social Network' Sequel
If anything, the movie undersold Zuck's suckiness.
DC's Original League Of Super-Pets Was Insane
The movie leaves out the comics' inter-species romance and super-pet abuse, for some reason.
Marvel Called The Rise Of Trump (Nearly 10 Years Ago)
Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality.
Science Officially Determines Who The Best Ninja Turtle Is
There was a lot of pizza being eaten during this extremely scientific study.
The 8 Accidents Most Likely To Kill You Recreated With Mario
What essential lessons can we learn by forcing Mario to die repeatedly in the same ways humans do? Will the code to becoming a Highlander be unlocked?
5 Most Pathetic Moments In Every Gamer's Life
Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these.
The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy
Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures.
4 Important Rivalries Recreated as Super Smash Bros. Fights
Who knew Smash Bros. and History would be such an amazing mash-up?
4 Things I Learned About Teenage Trolls (From Being One)
Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.
What the Next 11 Marvel Movies Will Be About
Here are my synopses of Marvel's movies up to the year 2019 ... because that's when the Large Hadron Collider kills ev- I've said too much. Ignore that. Let's get started, True Believer!
3 Artists Who Got Screwed for Creating Iconic Characters
Many of the coolest parts in recent movies come from a small group of comic creators and writers who were compensated with cosmos-sized middle fingers.
