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Hatchback
Real Name: Nathan Williams
Member Since: October 20th, 2011
About Me:
My crazy opinions are only mistaken for non sequiturs.
I sift through unreadable academic papers, moronic celebrity texts, ancient books, horrible internet conspiracy vlogs, esoteric corporate legalese, and obscure news clippings to bring you only the finest articles about ... well, anything I'm preoccupied with this particular week.
Freelancer, researcher of the eccentric, and columnist, I've been a regular contributor here since 2014.
When Clear Channel Silenced The (Dixie) Chicks
In the amount of time it takes to melt a compact disc on a bonfire, the (Dixie) Chicks' career imploded.
The Awful Rise Of Celebrity-Endorsed Cryptocurrency
While it's secretly pleasurable to watch rich people lose their money in silly ways, they can afford to laugh it off. The rest of us can't burn cash for fun.
5 Film Myths That Snobs Believe
Leave it to cinephiles and journalists to spin the most fanciful tales.
Unhealthy Beauty Standards: No Longer Just For Humans
One of humanity's dumbest ideas has jumped species.
Reports Of YouTube's Dislike Button's Demise Are Greatly Exaggerated
Like Megatron, it still functions.
A Joke Election Led To Our First Woman Mayor (And Prohibition)
Kansas drunks bit off more than they could chew.
