Gollard Earth
- Real Name:
- Gollard
- Member Since:
- November 29, 2008
About Me
I have one love in my life: Movies, although We're not engaged to be married I am very comitted. I want to be a screenwriter/director living in good old Hollywood in a few years. I believe I can make it, if people like Uwe Boll can make steaming piles of shit and call them movies then so can I.
I am planning on making a youtube account soon, when I do feel free to subscribe...or feel free to be a dickhead, your choice.
I am here on Cracked to write articles, not for the money, but for the chance to do something productive that doesn't involve my hand and tissues.