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44 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of May 13, 2024
They definitely need a more accurate name for it
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- By Ian Garner
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33 Random Bits of Trivia You’ll Have to Chug in the Security Line
Quick! Soak up these facts before someone else does!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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Will Forte Missed Three Calls in a Row from Barack Obama
The ‘Bodkin’ star blew it when his boss, the country’s former president, called to talk shop
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Funniest Memes from the Week of May 13, 2024
The meme album cover is better than the original
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- By Ian Garner
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Friday, May 17, 2024
Some butter for your noodle
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- By Jesse
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David Wells Threw a Perfect Game After Partying All Night with Jimmy Fallon
Wells was up drinking with Fallon and Seth Meyers until 5:30 a.m.
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- By Matt Solomon
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Here Are the Five Words Dave Letterman Wants to Describe the Rest of His Life
In his return to ‘The Late Show,’ Letterman laid out his plan to educate the world on the right of way
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Roy Wood Jr. Walks Back Jokes About Don Lemon
‘I needed a joke that gave him flowers too’
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- By Matt Solomon
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41 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, May 17, 2024
The cheapest therapy on Earth
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- By Ian Garner
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Pamela Adlon Reveals That Bobby Will Be 21 in the ‘King of the Hill’ Reboot
‘That young man ain’t right’
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- By JM McNab
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‘Cyanide and Happiness’ Creators Could Sue Elon Musk for His Latest, Lamest Meme
The embattled Twitter CEO continues to crop out credits and watermarks on other people’s much better jokes
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- By Keegan Kelly
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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29 Random Bits of Trivia That Were Stolen by a Sweet Old Lady in a Motorized Cart
We didn’t even see it coming
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- By Jesse
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33 Outrageous Claims Submitted to Insurance Agents
‘A couple in rural Oklahoma sideswiped an elephant’
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- By Ian Garner
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25 of the Creepiest Science Facts
You can be convinced you committed a crime
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- By Amanda Mannen
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‘SNL’s Darrell Hammond Wrote a Bill Clinton Sketch — With Bill Clinton
Clinton ‘was a really good stand-up. This cat’s pretty good with the spoken word’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Here’s What Fred Flintstone’s Brontosaurus Burger Would Taste Like, According to a Paleontologist
It sounds yabba-dabba-disappointing
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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14 Best and Worst Host Moments in the History of ‘Saturday Night Live’
On a scale from Hanks to Seagal, where do you place Bieber?
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- By Jesse
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‘Bodkin’ Lets Will Forte Be Normal for A Change
But is that what we want him to do?
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- By Tara Ariano
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The 5 Best Dramatic Monologues in ‘Seinfeld’ History
The best-ever ‘Seinfeld’ speeches that shook us to our core
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Four Hilarious Ways Cities Are Discouraging Idiot Tourists
Amsterdam would like you to take your weed smoking literally anywhere else
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- By Amanda Mannen
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31 Trivia Tidbits About Embarrassing Mistakes Made by Countries and Governments
Blunders heard ‘round the world
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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35 of the Funniest Random Celebrity Encounters
‘Bruce Willis owes my father $20’
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- By Ian Garner
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