New Upload Photo
Your New Profile Image Is Uploading
It is a violation of our terms to upload images depicting hate speech, nudity, explicit content, violence, offensive material, or copyrighted images.
Collision
Real Name: Pauli Poisuo
Member Since: September 25th, 2008
About Me:
Columnist, writer, general squeaky cog in the Cracked machine. Just pronounce it the way you want. I'm not your dad, I can't tell you what to do.
Hit me up:
facebook.com/pages/Pauli-Poisuo/443030122506223
twitter.com/poisuo
theunpronounceable@gmail.com
http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/165519/the-unpronounceable-pauli-poisuos-column
6 Priceless Treasures Everybody Dismissed As Worthless Junk
Imagine the befuddled joy you'd feel after discovering something like these.
5 Disturbing New Problems In Modern Video Games
This would've never happened if Ms. Pac-Man was still alive.
5 Modern Day Treasures That Got Saved In The Craziest Ways
There are belts in your closet that are older than these archeological marvels.
6 Natural Wonders That Are Creepier Than Any Horror Movie
You are in no way prepared for the true master of terror: Mother Nature.
The 5 Dumbest Times Journalism And Crime Overlapped
You can't just break the law because you're writing about it.
5 True Crime Stories That Had Unbelievable Plot Twists
There are twists you just don't see coming. Neither do the victims.
5 Little Mistakes That Had Unexpectedly Huge Consequences
To err is human -- but so is burning down your house.
5 Famous News Stories You Didn't Know Had Insane Epilogues
The news cycle tends to operate with the attention span of a coked-up fruit fly.
5 Things You Secretly Suspected (Confirmed By Science)
For everyone hoping their jerk boss gets what they deserve, don't worry, science says that they absolutely will.
5 Newsworthy D-Bags Who Got Smacked Down By Karma
Let's face it, we all have a long week ahead of us and could probably do with a little cathartic schadenfreude to kick it off.
I Own A Bike Instead Of A Car: 5 Reasons Everyone Hates Me
Prepare to just perpetually smell like soggy butt all the time.
5 Long Term Frauds That We Should've Noticed WAYYY Earlier
Despite our seemingly impenetrable knowledge of how to catch cheats, the most ridiculous scams often go undetected for a ludicrously long time.
5 Criminals With The Worst Luck In The Entire World
Some days, the universe gets high and randomly decides to turn reality into a 1980s action flick.
5 Pieces Of Good News About The Recent Surge Of Nazis
Modern Nazis won't be goose-stepping across the country in groups of millions in the foreseeable future.
5 Sex Toys Made By People Who Have Clearly Never Had Sex
Obligatory disclaimer: The following article is NSFW as balls.
5 Real Space Experiments That Are Clearly Horror Movie Plots
Space might think of itself as a final frontier, but for boundless human ingenuity, it's just another hurdle to insanity-scream our way over.
