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Tell Us Now: Which Movie/TV Character Would You Choose To Shelter With?

PSA: Be safe, stay home, and stay informed. -Ed

If life were a work of fiction, these times of quarantine and shelter-in-place we're living through would have some epic name, like The Great Boredom. As an upside, we would be sharing our isolation with some interesting, colorful characters. We asked our readers which denizens of fictionland they'd pick to be stuck with during quarantine, and here's what they told us:

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Jennifer L. picks HERMIONE GRANGER from Harry Potter. She has everything in that bag of hersJennifer L.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Kelly J. picks SWEEEY TODD from Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. He'll murderKelly J.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Ryan H. LESLIE picks KNOPE from Parks and Recreation. She'd have multiple binders for this eRyan H.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Morgan R. picks TYRION LANNISTER from Game of Thrones. Equall parts awesome and terrible. BuMorgan R.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? David S. picks GOLLUM from The Lord of the Rings. It won't be fun at first - but that guy wiDavid S.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? D Kristopher RICK D.S. picks SANCHEZ from Rick and Morty. Other dimensions probably aren't dKristopher D.F.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? David M. picks JEANNIE from I Dream of Jeannie. If you can't go anywhere, it's handy to haveDavid M.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Wildly entertaining. Fast diagnosis. And if I snap, justifiable homicide. Michael F. picks Michael F.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Clean and organize my home, and learn a martial art at the same time? I'm in! Gregory Mr. PGregory P.M.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Jordan H. picks RAYMOND REDDINGTON from The Blacklist. He's gotta have some off-the-books coJordan H.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Sarah D. picks BEVERLY GOLDBERG from The Goldbergs. She'd make me all kinds of cheesy parms Sarah D.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Patrick O. picks RED FORMAN from That '70s ShoW. We could drink beer, watch TV, and call peoPatrick O.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Josh F. picks THE PROFESSOR from Gilligan's Island. He'd cure this shit with seawater and a Josh F.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Derek O. picks DOCTOR STRANGE. Maybe he could magic this coronavirus away. And if not, then Derek O.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Cat F. and Wind M. pick DARYL DIXON from The Walking Dead. He's survived 10 years of the zomCat F. and Wind M.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Chris A. picks RON EFFING SWANSON from Parks and Recreation. He'd keep me alive and swimmiChris A.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Kyle I. picks ABED NADIR from Community. He can find ways out of boredom with just his imagiKyle I.

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TELL US NOW. WHO WOULD YOU PICK AS YOUR QUARANTINE MATE? Steve P. picks MacgYVER. That dude could make a pinball machine from four paperclips and thrSteve P.

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