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Real Name: Jordan Breeding
Member Since: February 4th, 2014
Columnist for Cracked and a contributor to McSweeney's, Paste Magazine, The Hard Times, Ranker, Looper, Modern Rogue, and more. I'd put something funnier here, but I'd really like for you to hire me. Will joke for food.
Just about everything I've written (including over 100 Cracked articles) can be found here: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Feel free to scream at me at email@example.com.
Time to drop into gaming's deepest, lamest, weirdest corners.
On some level, anything older than nine months has a questionable past. But, also, wow.
From the page to the silver screen is a one-way street.
This is important.
If you can’t be big, be smart.
Remembering all the times Hollywood big shots bowed to the whims of the masses.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
Warning: This article contains 'The Rise Of Skywalker' spoilers. But you've already seen it, so no worries, right?
Really kinda wish everyone had ripped off these ideas.
How do you adapt a TV show for another country? Here's some ideas.
Kill your darlings.
How hard can it be to make a good 'Star Wars' movie?