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Real Name: Cedric Voets
Member Since: October 8th, 2014
About Me: Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.
Have a high IQ? No keeping the streets safe for you.
How prudish should you be for a place that has statues Eiffel Towering?
You’ve got a little gemstone in your teeth there.
The belly button doesn’t lie!
Serving food in schools or in prison -- it's all the same to them.
Throw up those Minotaur horns.
Doing drugs isn’t a game, kids. Unless you’re into metal, then it definitely is.
The bigger they are, the quicker they'll sink.
'What’s up YouTube, it’s ya boi the Blood Warlock.'
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dead Guy.