22 Hilariously Awkward Things Women Said to Men

We make fun of men for saying weird things to women, but the following stories are proof that the ladies can be equally weird when it comes to the opposite sex. I mean, why on Earth did a girl say to a guy she was dating, “I imagine you’re your father when we make out!”? And why did another ask a man at a costume party, “If I was a taco, what would you put in me?” We can’t even cite hopeful innuendo as the reason, because she was dressed as a cat, which obviously presented much more straightforward opportunities for innuendo. 

Anyway, the fellas have gotten together and laughed at the weirdest things women have ever said to them, and again, being awkward definitely isn’t gender-specific.

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addison_thorn 9y ago I was sitting alone at a bar around 10pm on a wednesday night. About one drink in, a drunk soccer mom sat down next to me and blurted out, im old enough to be your mom, are you single?. She must have been mid 40's, I was 24. 4.4K ...

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AngelosNDiablos 9y ago I was in college at a party. I started a conversation with this girl and after 5 minutes she said you're a guy I would marry, not date in college. Uhhhh thanks I guess. 3K ...

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GunzGoPew D 9y ago She grabbed my dick and said I can't wait to be inside you 5.3K ...

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Mundeezy 9y ago The last time I was fingered on the bed, I shit all over the place. Needless to say I stayed away from the chocolate starfish... 3K ...

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Lockees . 9y ago I don't need smart, handsome or funny man, I just need you. 5.2K ...

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[deleted] 9y ago In the middle of making out, Pull my hair, I'm sturdy. 276 ...

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thesportsfiend 9y ago Hooked up with a girl and saw her out again at a bar a week later. We start flirting and go to my car to fool around. Not a minute into it she starts saying Adam, I love you. I love you Adam This was literally our second time together. Aaaand my name's not Adam. 563 ...

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Mopey_Zoo_Lion 9y ago I had a girl in high school tell me that no one would date me because I am too much like a puppy, and no one wants to fuck a puppy, which would be hurtful and not that weird except that she then followed it up with But I fuck puppies... 4.8K ...

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whitetailfall 9y ago I was at Walmart with 3 of my soon to be roommates for college. We saw a cheap table (ones that are plastic that fold down), and because we are poor college kids, I mentioned that we should get it for our house. Out of nowhere, some girl turns the corner, and yelled I can be y'all's table! Still not 100% sure what it meant, but it sure sounded like she wanted an orgy... 831 ...

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pryos1 . 9y ago can.... can. I touch it? No shit that's why its out! 2.9K ...

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Captain_Sarhon . 9y ago . Edited 9y ago I once had this girl legitimately say Hubba hubba as we were getting down to it. I immediately laughed, she joined in, I took the piss out of her for about a week afterwards.

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Northsidebill1 6y ago You can totally fuck me or do whatever you want to me if you kill me afterwards. That was a bit awkward. I mean, I fucked her, but still... 97 ...

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ZeekOwl91 - 6y ago I imagine you're your father when we make out/have sex! 132 ...

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bobsnavitch . 6y ago At a Halloween party this girl dressed as a cat asked me this question: If I was a taco, what would you put in me?. 11 ...

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EdMcMuffin 9y ago Would you like me to give you oral pleasures? I obliged and it went as well as one would expect from someone who calls it oral pleasures. It ended with an ok, that's enough of that tap on the shoulder. 71 ...

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matunascraft 0 9y ago Blind date, at a restaurant as we are looking over the menu, she says, So why the fuck can't men make a commitment? 109 ...

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[deleted] 9y ago During sex with a one-night stand You look like a serial killer when you make that face followed by oh come on! Don't let that turn you off! 178 ...

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Rodtake 9y ago I wonder how would you look like wearing a thong The face of all the people in the room changed to What The Fuck? 185 ...

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Lucifer-Prime . 9y ago Just as I penetrated this girl during sex... Oh my God! I can feel it! I can feel your energy! It's filling the room!

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drunken_gibberish . 9y ago Girl I met in Italy who was on vacation was coming back to my hotel and kept asking me to promise I wasn't going to Taken her.

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TrashTongueTalker 9y ago Took a girl home like two weekends ago and was making out with her on my couch, when suddenly she says, So, should we take this to your room and, uh, do the old one-two? I could not stop laughing. Then I banged her like crazy three times that night. 119 ...

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[deleted] 9y ago As we are watching a porno together. Your dick is bigger than his(the porn guy). Oh wait, he's getting harder. Wow. Ok, nevermind. 5.3K ...