Is your burrito just too gosh darn messy? Are your hands so busy carrying your cell phone and coffee cup that lugging your Chipotle lunch from your front door to your work-from-home set-up seems like a chore? Do you wish you could have all the fun of eating a '90s Push Pop, but instead of candy, have that lollipop in question actually be a tortilla stuffed with beans, cheese, and that extra-but-so-so-worth-it guacamole? Have you ever desired to eat a burrito in stealth infiltration scenarios but are too afraid of a loud salsa splash blowing your deep cover?