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Even though you're not entertaining quite as much these days, you deserve to make your place a perfect little slice of paradise. If anything, there's even more reason. You're trapped between those four walls, day in and day out. You might as well put some cool stuff on them. Do they seem a little closer together than they did yesterday? Well, we've rounded up some of the best deals around to spice up your living space so you'll have something neat to look at when the walls finally close in.
There's something so soothing about little twinkling lights, like being surrounded by dozens of guardian fairies. You're not gonna wanna get up to turn them off. These cool string lights are controlled right from your phone, where you can select from more than 16 million color choices. We didn't even know that many colors existed.
Wanna sit in front of your vanity with a glass of wine, pretending to be Judy Garland explaining to some harried production assistant that you simply caaan't go on tonight? Of course, you do. These lights will make you feel like an old Hollywood icon tragically gone before her time.
It's gonna get cold soon. Don't settle for that ratty old throw blanket. This impossibly luxurious microfiber down alternative comforter is hypoallergenic, antimicrobial, antibacterial, and within your budget. Plus, it comes in sage, and if our knowledge of herbal properties checks out, that means it'll ward off the monsters under your bed. It's science.
Featured on Good Morning America, Entrepreneur, and more, the ilumi Smartstrip is a versatile, flexible, dynamic light source that's controllable via app and fully rated for the outdoors. Socially distant rave, anyone?
This inflatable couch is like relaxing on a weightless, fluffy cloud. Okay, it's more like a weightless, fluffy bean. Just try not to eat it.
An entire bed set for $55? Yep! This set includes a comforter, sheets, shams, pillowcases, a bed skirt, and an impossibly hip pattern. Scientists are still questioning how it exists.
This cool painting is matted with a black-core white mat and enclosed in a 20" x 24" white frame. Artist Alexander Grahovsky is a digital and traditional illustrator from Madrid. We're just giving you some facts to memorize when your friends ask about it. Feed off their oohs and aahs.
Listen, you're not doing anything else these days. Make a margarita on the couch.
This Kickstarter-funded light is inflatable in just a minute and totally waterproof so you can set it loose in the pool, at the beach, in the bathtub, or anywhere else. What? Some of us like to feel like we're bathing with an alien friend.
This Power Air Fryer is like an Easy Bake Oven for college kids. With 10 presets, you can quickly make French fries, steak, chicken, nachos, or whatever else you want. If you can eat it, you can (air) fry it.
This ingenious pillow uses Sleep Cool Technology to provide 3,000 times more airflow than other pillows. Kiss the cool side of the pillow goodbye; this entire pillow is the cool side.
If your aesthetic is less futuristic, these ultra-cool, soft silk pillowcases will keep you from looking like a sweaty mess or a Troll doll when you wake up.
So you got your mattress from an alley and your sheets from a box marked "FrEe!!" They call that "freeganism" now, and it's totally hip, but the most you can do is cross your fingers and hope their sizes match. If they don't, fix 'em with the Bed Scrunchie(R).
These beautiful glasses are completely handblown and look like something you carted back from some quaint artisan village. You might not be able to hop off on exciting international adventures right now, but you can still pretend.
You're a responsible person, which means you don't wanna leave your bike outside or let it track dirt, leaves, feral children, or any other manner of street grime all over your carpet. This stylish mount lets you bring your bike inside while only taking up all the right space. Let your transportation double as your art!
This minimalist desk is designed for gaming, with a massive open desk space, cup and headphone holders, and a built-in power console with three grounded outlet receptors and two USB charging ports. It's basically like a servant who holds stuff for you while you play, but you don't have to pay them or consider their well-being or anything.