With each global disaster, humanity has said fuck it, fewer layers, more comfort. After working from home for possibly many months putting on real pants might as well be climbing into an Iron Maiden. A suit? Don't even joke about that.
Not only are clothes going to get even more comfortable but now that we're all used to seeing facemasks in public you might start seeing them in daily life outside of the hospital and airport. Yes, the Mortal Kombat Ninja look is going to be walking the runway at Paris fashion week next year.
Our Hair Is Going To Get Real Stupid In A Few Months
When I was fourteen, I had a friend who asked me to cut his hair. I was like, "What on earth makes you think I'm qualified to do that?" He said, "All girls can cut hair." It was the weirdest sexist thing anyone has ever said to me. I mean, would it be dope if women were born knowing how to cut hair in the same way that baby elephants just know how to walk, sure, but that's not possible.
I explained to him that people go to school for a full year to learn how to cut hair. It's so important to us that not just any idiot can cut hair that state governments license it. Apparently, he didn't believe me because a few days later another girl told me he had asked her to cut his hair and she was wondering if she could do it. I told her it seemed easy, and she should go for it. He called me astonished that she had done a terrible job and upset that he had to shave his head.
Do not try to cut your own hair in quarantine friends! It's harder than it looks! You can still take hot selfies just, I dunno, wear a hat. We're all going to look dumb AF in a couple of months, and that's fine.
Zurijeta/ShutterstockIt's also possible it goes the other way and we finally get a fashion fad stupider than drop crotch pants.