Cracked Archive - Weird World

Drive through Alabama, and you’ll feel like he’s following you

• By Eli Yudin
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• March 06, 2024

Oh no, a bomb?!?! Who put this here?

• By Ryan Menezes
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• January 14, 2024

End these cruel existences

• By Eli Yudin
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• January 10, 2024

Born? That’s a fee. Died? That’s a fee

• By Ryan Menezes
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• January 05, 2024

Hey, anyone lose a giant bag of hands?

• By Ryan Menezes
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• January 01, 2024

The Germans and Russians may not know much, but they know how to drink

• By Ryan Menezes
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• December 31, 2023

Less calling security, more lengthening my skull, lady!

• By Eli Yudin
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• December 22, 2023

Can you believe how many rare, exquisite diamonds this mall jeweler owns?

• By Eli Yudin
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• December 18, 2023

Is that cocaine in your crotch, or are you just happy to see me?

• By Ryan Menezes
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• December 12, 2023

Let us settle once and for all the question of what is a sandwich

• By Ryan Menezes
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• December 10, 2023

I, meanwhile, will cancel plans if I don’t have shoes on

• By Eli Yudin
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• December 06, 2023

Vacations can result in awkwardness and/or death

• By Ryan Menezes
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• December 05, 2023

Live in a way that when they announce your death, they don’t mock you

• By Ryan Menezes
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• December 01, 2023

You’ve been found in direct violation of elf law!

• By Eli Yudin
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• November 30, 2023

Your favorite Super Bowl dipping sauce included

• By Eli Yudin
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• November 28, 2023