Nothing in the rule book that says a kangaroo can’t fight a full grown man
Even succeeding at these would be pointless. Failing is tragic
Sir, I have to ask you to stop firing T-shirts into the jury box
Chess is fine, but the players don’t bleed enough
The only airballs here are the hilarious kind
When the U.S. government and Federal Trade Commission is your best gym buddy
A professional athlete would face a serious suspension if they got caught taking any of these, but hey, John Q. Public, knock yourself out
Welcome to the rock that is the source of all rocks
Shakira’s hips might not lie, by Suzanne Somers’ thighs do
No foot? No problem
What happens when both teams want to lose?
Here’s the plan: We take drugs and get really, really strong
Ah yes, it’s the Ken rule. We made that because of Ken
There’s cheating, and there’s being as awful as humanity gets — something the 2000 Paralympics Spanish basketball team established a new low point for
Sure, they ‘had your back’ but I feel like scoring double the points of the rest of your team helped too.